Frozen Custard, Twins, and Skanks

Ok here is the deal. As a rule of thumb, you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless she is wearing a “baby on board’ shirt, you can see the baby coming out of her vagina, or you recently had unprotected sex with her. You just don’t do it. It is not right. If you are wrong and the person is not pregnant, then you have ruined their life, and made yourself look like a jackass. You would think that women would know this better than anyone else, especially mothers, but apparently not.

I went to Ritter’s yesterday with my mom, Sister, and Dakota to have some frozen custard. There was a skank lady in there with her 5 year old daughter (who was cute). Dakota was being a show off and kept looking at them, and staring. Here is what happened after that:

Skank: How old is he?

Me: 19 months old

Skank: That will be a good age difference for the kids

Me: (secretly stunned that she even noticed my pregnancy)

Skank: When are you due?

Me: March, I know it is a long way away.

Skank: Are you having twins?

Me: No, I have had an ultrasound at 6 weeks and there was only one baby.

Skank: Well sometimes it does not show up at first

Me: Yeah well I do not have twins in my family, and I think it is just one

Skank: Well you should get a second opinion because you are huge. I mean it is all in your stomach, but you are definitely having twins.

Me: Ok I will look into it (on the inside I wanted to yell at her and tell her she was rude and I was just fat, and thanks for pointing it out)



Now, while I was not offended that she noticed my pregnancy because I was wearing a maternity tank top because it is the only tank I have, so my pregnancy was made obvious, I guess. I was so embarrassed, and I know my mom wanted to die because she thinks I am too fat anyways, so I am sure now she really thinks that.

So anyways, I am supposed to go out of town this weekend, and now I do not even want to be seen in public. BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!