10 randoms about me

1. I am scared of clowns. Abnormally scared of clowns. Have been since birth according to my mom.
2. I think I am psychic even though I have no reason to really feel that way. Sometimes I have bad nightmares about things happening and then will refuse to leave the house or drive or whatever it is that was in my dream because I am sure I am going to die. I have seriously considered getting professional help for this.
3. I can't eat food with bones in it, or if I saw that food while the bones were still in it, or if I saw the food while it was alive. I would starve to death before I ate a drumstick of chicken. I also do not like it when people touch my bones. I don't like it when you touch my wrists, knuckles, elbows, collar bone, or knees. It makes me sick to my stomach.
4. Sometimes I pretend I am blind, deaf, or mute, just in case it ever does happen, then I am prepared. I will blindfold myself and wonder around the house and I will make Dennis act is if I were blind and help me out. I have serious issues.
5. I am obsessed with celebrities. I can not get enough of the gossip mags and entertainment television. I don't know why, but I check E! Online and People.com numerous times a day hoping a celebrity has done something stupid so that I can feel better about myself.
6. My freshman year of college I ACCIDENTALLY overdosed on Nyquil and had to go to the hospital for a night, and they thought I had tried to kill myself. I had to tell them that I did not try to kill myself, but that I was just an idiot.
7. I can say all of my states in alphabetical order and all of my presidents in order of their presidency. I can also say them really fast. Mrs. Lehman taught me in 8th grade and I am pretty proud of this.
8. When my sister and I would go places with my mom we would pretend we did not speak English and make up our own language to embarrass mom. Sounds dumb, but it cracked us up.
9. I hate the Austin Powers movies. I actually got up and left the theatre during the first one. I am not sure why, because I normally appreciate dumb humor, but I did not laugh at all in those movies.
10. When we were 10, Bethany and I got into a fist fight over who was going to marry Chuck E Cheese and did not speak to each other for weeks. We actually physically hit, kicked and scratched each other over playing pretend. We also spent one night counting how many periods we have had in our entire lives and how many tampons we have probably used, and then tried to equate how much money our periods had cost us. Basically Bethany and I are freaks.