Things I hate...Part II
Loud Eaters- There are some things that are just naturally loud to eat. I get that. But I should not be able to hear every bite you take, every time you chew, and for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE stop smacking your lips. That is gross. Chew with your mouth closed. I don't want to see the food as your giant nasty mouth pulverizes it.
People who hate drama - The people who feel the need to announce that they hate drama, are usually the people with the most drama in their life, and it is normally self-induced. Most people wouldn't admit they love drama, so why feel the need to talk all of the time about how you hate drama. Just announcing that you hate drama, is dramatic! dumbass. I don't feel the need to post about how I hate natural disasters or diarrhea, why do you need to announce that you hate drama? It's because you are a drama magnet and you love it. You are also crazy.
Example:
PWHD (posting on FB) - I hate drama. I do not have time for it. I am just tryin 2 live my life. U don't no me, you don't know what I've been thru, so save the drama 4 yo mama. And yeah, I am talkin 2 u @NickiSmith. Keep ur hands off of my man and ur legs closed. He's done wit u.
ME: If you hate drama, why are you posting this on FB, calling someone out, and inviting more drama into your life? Why are you a 35 year old adult and still can't spell? Why would you want a man who obviously repeatedly cheats on you? Did your mom not love you enough? Were you picked on as a child? Do you have daddy issues?
PWHD: Who u think u is talkin bout my man and mama? I'll kick yo a**.
ME; Point proven. God loves you.
Sidebar: The people who "like" statuses about hating drama, are also people who love drama, and they suck too.
Old Sluts - Don't act shocked, you know exactly what I am talking about. The ladies (and it could be mean, but the women are worse, IMO) that still dress like they are 21, even though they are so far over the hill that they can't even see the top anymore. They think their leathery skin, teased hair, overdone make-up, and bejeweled clothing make them cool. They don't. People feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you that you feel that all you are worth in life is to be a bed warmer for strangers and a cautionary tale to those of us younger than you. You are not sexy. You are not attractive. Your children are embarrassed of you. If they aren't. it's because they are following in your footsteps and are old sluts in training. Have some self respect. Act your age. Dress your age. Hang out with people your age. You can still have fun, but you'll do it without losing your dignity and contracting herpes. Because even though you enjoy the night life, dancing, laughing, flirting, and being skanky, in the morning (or afternoon-whenever you get up) and you are doing the walk of shame, your life is still just as empty as it was before you tried to drown your sorrows, if not emptier. Sometimes, the hardest thing in the world is to learn to love yourself. Start with trying to like yourself. You don't need random men to define who you are. You are old enough to know better. You have lived long enough to know that your coping methods aren't working. Make a change. Leave a legacy your children, and grandchildren, can be proud of. Your string of conquests and list of venereal diseases is not a legacy. It's a disgrace to the life God gave you.
But if you need more convincing, or want to hear the other side of the story from your peers...Here, ya go.
That is the end of my rant today. It's time for me to keep back to searching for a job ::Gulp:: I am sure after a few hours of job hunting, I will have more things I hate, or an entirely new blog topic to bitch talk about. Lucky you!
p.s. I did not proofread this. I know, bad blogger, but I ran out of time. So sorry for any typos or misspelled words.
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