See my previous posts for the first four installments of my Suck It List. Here are some more things I WILL DO. Also, this makes for a good blog filler when I have not had time to write anything profound :)
21. Learn a trade-So I know this is really odd and maybe not the most practical use of my time, but I want to go to Auto Mechanic School. I want to know how to work on cars. We all know people with car trouble, or have car trouble of our own. I want to be able to fix that. I want to be covered in oil with a rag sticking out of the back of my jean pockets. Actually, I think that is the opening scene to a movie I once saw, but we won’t talk about that. I also would like to go to Beauty School. I never want to be a practicing hairstylist, but would like to be able to cut my kids hair (well), and help friends out too!
22. Make Friends with someone I don’t like-I don’t like a lot of people (Surprise), and that does not bother me. Life is too short to be around people you do not like. I just don’t think it is necessary. But sometimes I wonder if there are people I do not like, but if I got to know them, I would like. I want to see that potential in someone and go for it. If it does not work out, at least I tried. I am blessed to have real friends. Friends who I have known forever and ever, and they still love me. They have seen the good and the bad in me, and they push me to be better. They don't enable, they just love!
23. Win the Lottery-This really does not need an explanation. I want to hit it big. I want to tithe first thing. Then donate. Then put in savings. And then pay off debt. And then be frivolous.
Actually on second thought, I want my parents to win the lottery. Then they can make sure to handle all of their stuff, I know they will give me enough money to relieve a burden, but not be a burden, and then they have to handle the taxes ha ha
24. Do a stand up set-So a gal walks into a bar…..and signs up for open mic night. I want that to be me. We all know I am the funniest person alive, but I have never sat down and written anything. I may stink at that. I am a situational humorist, meaning that the bigger a-holes the people around me are, the funnier I am. I just like to watch others, and then point out in a comedic way, all of their flaws.
25. Inspire someone-This is a hard thing to gauge because maybe you inspired someone, but they never told you that you inspired them, so you never know. But I want to inspire someone to be the best person they can be. To live their life to the fullest and to love themselves….I just have to get to that point myself first. And maybe I can inspire from a "Do as I say, not as I do" standpoint, but I want everyone, even people I do not like, to become the best version of themselves possible. That way, when you meet God, hopefully you will be all used up and you can say "Lord, I used up every talent that you gave me. I let none of Your gifts go to waste."
26. Not care what others think-This may be one of the hardest on the list for me. I want to live my life the way I see fit, and only worry about how God sees me. I want to blog about what I want, express my feelings the way I want, and not be afraid to be me. If other people do not like it which I hope they do then they can remove themselves from my life. Or not read what I write. Or go fornicate themselves with a telephone pole. In a lot of ways I believ that if you are living your life right, then you should not have to worry or censor yourself. But no one is perfect and my idea of right may not be someone else's idea. Some people think profanity is the worst thing ever, and me, I use profanity the way Picasso used a paint brush.
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