Call me what you want

You can say whatever you want about me
Rip my name to shreds; I don’t care
Say I was bitch and controlled your life
That I was mean and unfair

Tell the world how bossy I am
How we never ever had sex
That the sink was full of dishes
And that is why I am your ex

But make sure you tell the whole story
Don’t leave out the good parts
Make sure to tell them about the affair
And how you broke my heart


Make sure and mention that your troubles with me
You kept hidden in the dark
Never once did you reason with me
Or tell me what was in your heart


Let them know how you told me you loved me
And begged for another child
Make sure to mention how we used to laugh
And of the love you defiled


Make note of the times that you turned your back
And left me at home crying
Left alone to raise our kids
Let them know that I was trying


Don’t leave out how I begged and pleaded
For another chance
That I would have done anything for you
But you wouldn’t change your stance


If you must blame me, do not forget to mention
Of the tears our children shed
Of the pain you are causing them to feel
Because you are out of your head


Call me what you want, you see
I suppose it all could be true
But don’t forget to announce
Of my undying love for you


So draw in a crowd with your “woe is me”
And sing the song of your sad life
And see how many supporters there are
For a man who leaves his children and his pregnant wife